no assholes allowed


God dammit depression is depressing.

I am by no means an expert - and I realise I am making a sweeping generalisation - but for every second person suffering with depression, it seems to be the case that at some point in their life they were surrounded by arseholes.

I do not like assholes. They make me wish I had more middle fingers.


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  1. For what it's worth - at least you got an awesome drawing out of all the ass holes that have ever bothered you... Just love the illustration at the top! lol

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    1. Thanks Bozo! Im always so happy to see your comments :)

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  2. Haha I absolutely love the firat drawing. Poor little thing just has an asshole hovering by her face..

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    1. I know. And drawing that butthole came very naturally to me. Which is both weird and awesome at the same time.

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    2. More power to ya. I don't think I have that natural talent.

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  3. Mmm. Wrong graph is wrong.Sorry to be the asshole pointing this out.

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    1. As a mathematician I am truly embarrassed at my mistake. I fixed it.

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  4. That's probably the best asshole picture I've seen. Ever. I'm sorry you're depressed and I'm sorry you're surrounded by assholes. But I'm glad that you can still make the rest of us laugh.

    On your graph, you have the highest number of assholes with the least amount of depression. (Sorry, so sorry, I'm such an asshole.)

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    1. And I don't know if you're actually clinically depressed or if you're sad. If you're sad, then I want to say "feel better soon". But if you're actually depressed, then that would be an asshole thing to say. :( So I guess I'll just say that I hope things get better for you.

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    2. haha, oh Stephanie. You're not an asshole. I'm the asshole mathmatician who screwed up a joke joke.

      Im okay, not depressed. I just have a soft spot for it. Having had a demon asshole in my life who tried to physically destroy me, I am just sensitive to people who are depressed because of some butthole who sucked the life out of them.

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    3. And things did get better. Much, much better. And funny. Things are funny.

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  5. I first mistook your asshole for a flower...beautiful... :D

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    1. wow. hahahah! I like it. A butthole flower. butthole bouquet.

      Speaking of which, I am trying to convince my bride that I should definetly have a bouquet made of candy. He wont budge though. He also wanted nothing to do with renting midgets with sombreros that have salsa and dip in them.

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