custom cartoon

I can do custom cartoons, no big deal. Please email me at if you are interested.

Below is an example of one with my goggie, Olive. 

save a boob

do it for yourself or your mom or your aunt or your sister or your grandmother or your best guy friend who's moobs tried to kill doesnt matter, just save a boob.

October is breast cancer awareness month, so put some damn coins in the donation thing when you're paying for your candy. Also buy some candy.

don't hate

I do not wish to talk about work here, but all I do all bloody day is loads of law, maths and economics. So after a long day at work doing endless readings of ridiculous torts, integrations and regressions - I WINE. And ooooooh it's always a good idea!

You see, wine is one of the only things that matter to me, apart from sleep and headache medicine (interestingly, both of the latter are usually a consequence of the former - feeck - I may have a problem - but that is not for today's discussion - deny deny deny!!!).

So I will conclude with this: there are two types of people I don't trust, people who collect stickers and people who don't like red wine. 


I don't know about you, and maybe this is because I have what I sometimes refer to as my 'front tail' - a somewhat protruding pelvic bone(r) - but turnstiles tend to molest me.

And for the record, I  know for a fact that this doesn't happen to just me cause some chicca on twitter said so. That twitter chicca also has some seriously funny comics

all the ipods are sad today

There is so much to say about this man, that any opening statement seems hardly good enough...I can only say: thank you for a job well done, sir.

peter piper picked a peck of pickled penis

next time you eat a pickle...check that it's not a turtle penis first.