I do not like hugs. I never know what to do with my arms. Or my hips, I sometimes end up in this strange sideways position like I'm trying to hide a boner which doesn't make any sense because, vagina. Also, I always end up going in the same direction as my hugger during the approach which can get super awkward.
The whole situation just makes me uneasy, it makes my butt sweat a little and just generally stresses me out.
I think maybe I'm like a koala when it comes to hugging. Sure, it may look like you want to hug me however, upon closer inspection you will note a scratched out sign around my neck that says "beware! I bite!"
Something I hate even more than hugs is when girls say "I love you" to me. It puts a
weird taste in my mouth and makes me want to throw my uterus on the