Got a new computer at the office and I would just like to say: SHUT UP you hyperactive paperclip with a God complex!
The paperclip is only a good thing if you like to swallow poo.
I can not get through a single sentence without that thing coming up out of nowhere, asking me questions and yelling at me for typing comparbles wrong - it's a hard word to type for me! Or sits there blinking, no I am not writing a letter, no I don't need help thanks, no I really am not bothered about the spacing, "Options...Choose Assistant...Animate!" How about "Suck my shit"
Does it even actually help me with my grammar? No. It just tells me that everything I type is a fragment and that I consider revising it. Consider.my.clam.