little dollop of fuckery

I thought about it, and I decided that babies are like the dingleberry* of the sex. A little delinquent nugget of fuck matter which remains attached to the uterus causing a crust to form which will eventually grow to destroy you.

*a dingleberry is a partial turd which grasps to anal shrubbery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones panties.

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  1. My favorite thusfar. I couldn't control my laughter for at least an hour after seeing this.

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