I actually hate hugs. I don't like gettin'em and I don't like givin'em. I am like a frggin' koala, it may look like you want to hug me, but upon closer inspection you will see a small scratched out sign around my neck that says "back up off, I'll scratch your shit apart".

I also hate when girls say "I love you" to me. It puts a weird taste in my mouth and makes me want to throw my uterus on the floor. 

And, unless youre a Thai female, I hate massages too. 


  1. i love this,I WILL CREATE A BEAR WITH IT, I HOPE you do not mind

  2. WOW. go right ahead I would be honoured! I would love to see it when its finished :)