..."is it Monday yet!? Mondays are my fav" - says no one, ever.
It is my belief that Monday's only purpose is to remind me that I am an adult. It's not what I like. And I can not brain on Mondays. I have the dumbs and functioning at half-capacity is pretty much the best I can do, which is not very adult (and "half-capacity" was a lie).
ugh, Mondays...I wish I could outsource living through those fuckers to India.