where your poop is

I thought about this while hovering over a seedy toilet at a bar. 

The floor was gross, and there was a quarter sitting in the gross. I was so conflicted as to whether I should risk getting hepatitis and pick it up, or walk away from the game. 

 

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  1. I would pick up the quarter with toilet paper covering my fingers. Then I would wash the quarter and my hands. Money is money. I prefer at-home pooping.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. This would have been my reaction as well....only at the time...tequila.

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  2. Good gawd, woman, are you that hard up for cash?

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  3. I did not pick up the quarter in the end because, tragically, I got side tracked trying not to pee on my trousers while strategically hovering over the toilet.

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