the presidential erection

American presidential elections are so dramatically exciting.

I mean, binders full of women? Legitimate rape? Bayonets? A guy named Newt?!! I can't get enough!

Compared to France - where our presidential elections are usually a matter of voting between tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber to help our country decide whether it wants to guillotine its own face off or shoot itself in the weener - the American presidential elections are like Vegas, high traffic, a lot of glitter and full of possibilities.


Where is Allie Brosh?

12 comments:

  1. Speaking as an American who is sick of this election and ready to be over with, this is the best thing I have seen all day :D.

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  2. Hahahah very nice. I'm glad it's entertaining you...but I agree with the previous commenter. PLEASE END ALREADY!

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  3. Just wait till it's over, that's when the real fun begins! Not filling their promises...stripping us of our rights...making things more expensive...etc.

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  4. Yes, our elections are entertainment at its best! And now we have Donald Trump threatening to blow Obama out of the water with his big announcement today. What could it be? And why haven't some Republican operatives locked that guy in a closet until Election Day so that their party can continue pretending that it is sane?

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  5. Presidential erection! Teeheehee!

    Canada's elections can be interesting, I guess. The last one certainly had an avalanche of unexpected results. But everyone up here seems to care more about the US elections as well.

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  6. Why aren't you doing political commentary all the time??? You totally missed your calling!

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