I mean, binders full of women? Legitimate rape? Bayonets? A guy named Newt?!! I can't get enough!
Compared to France - where our presidential elections are usually a matter of voting between tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber to help our country decide whether it wants to guillotine its own face off or shoot itself in the weener - the American presidential elections are like Vegas, high traffic, a lot of glitter and full of possibilities.
Where is Allie Brosh?