undefeated in fist fights against unborn babies

It's been a while .

Unforgivably, I have, and will remain to be, preposterously busy and have little time for eke....makes my brain full of crying. All the time.

Below are a few things that have happened over the last few weeks that I thought worthy of note:

- Yesterday I went to the dentist to get one of my cavities filled (I have six, cause of all the candy I eat for breakfast) where I was given a bit of nitrous oxide to calm my wiggles. When I came home I tried putting my socks on, I tried and I tried and I tried. Then I realised I was trying to put underwear on my feet.

- I can't wear push up bras because I get distracted by my cleavage.

That is all.


10 comments:

  1. Hahahahaa. Sorry about the socks. Maybe it'll become a new trend?

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  2. I have that same problem with my cleavage. It's just so alluring. I want to use me for my body.
    You should market your Shit character to Chuck E Cheese.

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  3. Underwear on the feet? Happens to the best of us...

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  4. Push-up bras are false advertisement! And no, underwear do not go on feet!

    Now where is my bucket?

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  5. I'm tempted to buy a push up bra now. My cleavage has never distracted anyone. ):

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  6. Probably easier than getting your socks on as underwear....
    Love me some nitrous....

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  7. Love you getting distracted with your own cleavage. Great fun. Now, tell us about your fiancé becoming distracted with your cleavage? Please? Pretty please? Pretty pretty please? ;-)

    Great to have a little laugh from you again!

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  8. Why wasn't someone following you with a camera? Underwear are always funny, but when you try to put them on your feet, well, a good picture of that could make you famous.

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  9. The dentist is horrible. Period.

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  10. Wow... I am sorry about the push up bra. Those are fantastic :))

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