It's been a while .
Unforgivably, I have, and will remain to be, preposterously busy and have little time for eke....makes my brain full of crying. All the time.
Below are a few things that have happened over the last few weeks that I thought worthy of note:
- Yesterday I went to the dentist to get one of my cavities filled (I have six, cause of all the candy I eat for breakfast) where I was given a bit of nitrous oxide to calm my wiggles. When I came home I tried putting my socks on, I tried and I tried and I tried. Then I realised I was trying to put underwear on my feet.
- I can't wear push up bras because I get distracted by my cleavage.
That is all.