undefeated in fist fights against unborn babies

It's been a while .

Unforgivably, I have, and will remain to be, preposterously busy and have little time for eke....makes my brain full of crying. All the time.

Below are a few things that have happened over the last few weeks that I thought worthy of note:

- Yesterday I went to the dentist to get one of my cavities filled (I have six, cause of all the candy I eat for breakfast) where I was given a bit of nitrous oxide to calm my wiggles. When I came home I tried putting my socks on, I tried and I tried and I tried. Then I realised I was trying to put underwear on my feet.

- I can't wear push up bras because I get distracted by my cleavage.

That is all.


  1. Hahahahaa. Sorry about the socks. Maybe it'll become a new trend?

  2. I have that same problem with my cleavage. It's just so alluring. I want to use me for my body.
    You should market your Shit character to Chuck E Cheese.

  3. Underwear on the feet? Happens to the best of us...

  4. Push-up bras are false advertisement! And no, underwear do not go on feet!

    Now where is my bucket?

  5. I'm tempted to buy a push up bra now. My cleavage has never distracted anyone. ):

  6. Probably easier than getting your socks on as underwear....
    Love me some nitrous....

  7. Love you getting distracted with your own cleavage. Great fun. Now, tell us about your fiancé becoming distracted with your cleavage? Please? Pretty please? Pretty pretty please? ;-)

    Great to have a little laugh from you again!

  8. Why wasn't someone following you with a camera? Underwear are always funny, but when you try to put them on your feet, well, a good picture of that could make you famous.

  9. The dentist is horrible. Period.

  10. Very intresting and lovely blog!

    What do u say about following each others blog on Gfc and bloglovin just to stay in contact this way?

    Lots of love,


  11. Wow... I am sorry about the push up bra. Those are fantastic :))