racism

I am not a racist. I know this because I went to a Tyler Perry movie once.

Racism in an ugly, ugly thing.  Unless you make it about penises, then it's just funny.

Oh man, penises are hilarious. If I had one I think I would rub it on everyone, regardless of whether they are in the mood.







14 comments:

  1. OMFG!! I will not sleep until I use that SENTENCE on at least one unsuspecting person today.

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  2. Wouldn't a black penis look a little odd on a white guy?

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    1. Only if it was necrotic.

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  3. Lol... so crazy! Love it :)

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  4. That may be the best sentence ever formed in the history of sentences! xD.

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  5. OMG When I imagine having one of those things between my legs all fucking day long I feel like I'm so much closer to understanding men.

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  6. I wonder if it is prudent to paint a penis?

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  7. My Dad's favourite thing to say was, "black where it counts"

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  8. Can I get this in a bumper sticker?! AWESOME.

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  9. You seriously need to put this on a t-shirt or something!! Hilarious!

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  10. Omg, I will second Alaina there. That would be the best bumper sticker ever.

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