racism

I am not a racist. I know this because I went to a Tyler Perry movie once.

Racism in an ugly, ugly thing.  Unless you make it about penises, then it's just funny.

Oh man, penises are hilarious. If I had one I think I would rub it on everyone, regardless of whether they are in the mood.







12 comments:

  1. Ach du lieberApril 13, 2012 at 7:51 PM

    OMFG!! I will not sleep until I use that SENTENCE on at least one unsuspecting person today.

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  2. AnonymousApril 13, 2012 at 8:53 PM

    Lol... so crazy! Love it :)

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  3. GiaApril 13, 2012 at 10:21 PM

    Hahhahahahaha fantastic.

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  4. UnknownApril 13, 2012 at 11:25 PM

    That may be the best sentence ever formed in the history of sentences! xD.

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  5. Julie HutchinsonApril 14, 2012 at 1:57 AM

    OMG When I imagine having one of those things between my legs all fucking day long I feel like I'm so much closer to understanding men.

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  6. HeatherLApril 14, 2012 at 2:59 AM

    I wonder if it is prudent to paint a penis?

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  7. RustyApril 14, 2012 at 9:59 AM

    My Dad's favourite thing to say was, "black where it counts"

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  8. AnonymousApril 15, 2012 at 4:09 AM

    Only if it was necrotic.

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  9. alainaApril 19, 2012 at 11:36 PM

    Can I get this in a bumper sticker?! AWESOME.

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  10. AyshApril 22, 2012 at 6:41 PM

    You seriously need to put this on a t-shirt or something!! Hilarious!

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  11. Rachel-or-KelseyDecember 31, 2012 at 6:17 PM

    Omg, I will second Alaina there. That would be the best bumper sticker ever.

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