auto-flush

automatic toilets make me feel all hassled and hurried. Also they are really rude. Also I am scared of them.


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  1. Auto flush is like auto tune- it shouldn't exist.

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  2. Oh my gosh! My friend did a medical study during college for some extra cash, in which he had to poke his poo and take a little sample. He was a really skinny sort who oddly enough, didn't poo often. He had to really work to get one ready. The first time he went to take his poo sample with the special sample poke stick, the automatic toilets at our undergrad college flushed all his hard work straight down the toilet. Ah, I love that story!

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