It's a rapunzel thing.

One time, this dude I was boning and I reached an impasse - I refused to shave my legs until he shaved his face fuck hair. I didn't shave my legs for three months and it was amazing. I felt like a gorilla you'd wanna throw it into. 






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  1. Hold on, don't just jump right to Winter, Autumn is still to be had. Don't rob me of my favorite season just because you're growing a winter pelt on your legs. Also, what is "face fuck hair"?

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  2. If I let the hair grow on my legs for more than three days it itches. I don't care if Willy Dunne Wooters shaves. He doesn't have a scratchy face.

    Love,
    Janie

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  3. My sister and I have competitions in the winter to see whose leg hair gets the most ridiculous.

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  4. Whatever face fuck hair is... I'm pretty sure I don't have it. That's a real ding to the self-confidence.

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