when I think about you I touch myself


If I offer you some of my gummy bears, I am just trying to be polite. If you actually take one, you're a dickbag forever. 



15 comments:

  1. I could never be a unicorn, I just want to be Batman. Or Iron Man. Mostly Batman

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  2. Hahaha...the burdens we must bear.

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  3. I totally agree about offering food. I really don't want you to take mine!

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  4. that's why I don't offer gum to anyone. I'll give you a piece if you ask, but since when did not offering become impolite?

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  5. You should have one first, say "ohmygod! That's disgusting!" and then offer. There aren't usually many takers. Maybe tell them you're trying out turd flavoured gummies.

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  6. Great philosophy about food... Eke know's what she's talking about lol

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  7. And now I'll be singing that song all day...

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  8. But I really like gummi bears. If you offer, I will take them! lol

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  9. I never offer anyone anything. Everything belongs to me!

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  10. I've found that no one seems to want to share my offerings after I've stuck them up my nose.

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