I once got so dirty, when I took a shower the water was actually brown.

It's not that I don't like to shower, I spend hours in the shower, especially when I bring chocolate in there with me. It's more that I just like to be dirty with unkempt hair.


  1. Yes, or any other kind of candy. You just have to be careful not to get any soap whilst chewing - that can be a total downer. Trust me, its awesome sauce.