lady beetles can kiss my lady ass

I do not enjoy the ladybugs. They are elfin nuggets of killing wrapped in terror. 


And before you judge me as being brutish and dead on the inside, I will have you know that when I was little I fell asleep in a field above our house and woke up with those freaks trying to destroy me via encrustation. In my armpits and my ears and my mouth, STOP IT! 

5 comments:

  1. I love this. The drawings are so cute! Seriously, if I tried to draw this it would NOT look cute.

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  2. Why thank you! I am so excited you left a comment! I love comments! yayaya!

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  3. I love your work. I am normally a fan of all humor, dark, inappropriate, etc but the "this post has AIDS" is a bit .... I dunno, maybe there's something funnier you could use. Just a thought. Have an awesome day. Keep up the fantastic joy inspiring mirth making ;)

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  4. Thanks for the advice dude. I've changed the rating thinger. I do not have a politically correct, or any kind of correct sense of humour, I mean I once got kicked out of Barns and Nobles for putting all the bibles in the fiction section...not very cool. So, I am going to hell. Idiot.

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