superkunt

I gotta be honest with you guys, I kind of put the "vagina" in "superhero"

(shame tastes like latex)

pounding grape is an important part of my balanced diet.

long day

Pavement cracks are just fossilized vaginas, probably.

open letter to my dad

Dear Dad,

I'm sorry for the time I broke your flashlight and blamed it on the rain, I'm sorry for the time I made you leave your party to come pick me up from a sleepover because I was scared of the girl's smelly grandmother, I'm sorry for giving you an ant for your birthday once, I'm sorry for being a really annoying teenager and thinking I always knew better, I'm sorry for stealing your moustache scissors to cut my nails, I'm sorry for all those buttmunch boys that I brought home and made you entertain, I'm sorry for the time I got lost in LA cause I wanted to see the parrot that spat fire, I'm sorry for accidentally slapping you in the face that one time you woke me up early for school, I'm sorry for the broken windows and breaking mom's vagina.

idiot.

KUMKWATS!!!!!!.....(I didn't want you guys to forget about them, they're very sensitive.)

doctor's orders?

My inappropriate friend thinks her vagina may be depressed. Her doctor suggested that she insert some suppositories...he means dick right?

i can't

Ever have one of those days when you can't handle anything? yeah...me neither.

Minora Fluttersnatch, Queen of the Flyginas

 I was trying to draw a vaginasaurus (a commissioned piece) but I accidentally drew a vagina butterfly instead. Story of my bloody life!

I asked the strangers on facebook to name this creation. Adam's brain exploded when he came out with this:

Meet Minora Fluttersnatch, Queen of the Flyginas.

Below is the work in progress (the wings are going to be a tiny bit more elaborate) Holler at me if you're interested in the original!

that party sucks

vegetables...fuck 'em.

custom cartoon

I can do custom cartoons, no big deal. Please email me at eke@candyforbfast.com if you are interested.

Below is an example of one with my goggie, Olive. 

eke's anatomy

eke & a red balloon

romantic eke is dumb

your face is of no use

I know I love you because...