happy valentine's day

Happy Valentine's Day, from candyforbreakfast.

Venereal Disease

With the impending doom of Valentine's Day creeping up on us, I have made these cards (left side is the front, right side is the inside). Please contact me if you are interested in either of these, orginals in watercolours are also available!

tramp tales

I don't know if you guys have heard - but apparently whores now need to look like they've been bathing in Cheetos their whole lives. I say this because after recently coming back from the US where I got to watch some seriously awesome reality TV shows, I realised that all the whores I love to hate all look like Mr. Drum (from the Mr. Men series, see below)

I understand the need for the orange complexion about as much as I understand the need for a rectum on your elbow (I do not understand it at all).

Cheeto face is what is wrong with the world, probably. Wait, no, the make-up that is most likely just Nutella which is meant to emulate Cheeto face is worse.

"Damn Gina! If only she were more orange and smelled like acid, I would totes tap that ass!"- said no one. ever.

Here are a few cartoons about whores: