AWAY FROM ORIFICE

I will not be able to post any new cartoons for the next three days.

But I will leave you with this, if ever you find yourself wanting to strangle a paraplegic, just don't.

See you in a few days my loves!

drunk is always better

broked'ed it.

tequila!!

turns out...tequila is NOT a magic potion, at all.

unacceptable for airplanes

i miss you only always

get it together

This could work in one of two ways:

a. you freakin' die; or

b. your shit sticks together.

do not fuck with me

how I miss you...

true story

allllllll by myyyyyseeeeelf

so lonely...

twitter

Maybe I got a twitter account...and maybe I have no idea how to use it.

@candyforbfast

flarken shit.

h
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i dont know

I woke up and this is what came out of me. 

wine break!

I once got so dirty, when I took a shower the water was actually brown.

It's not that I don't like to shower, I spend hours in the shower, especially when I bring chocolate in there with me. It's more that I just like to be dirty with unkempt hair.

boy's anatomy

This is not a vagina joke.

hangover monster

I hate waking up next to him.

a reason to live

butter always makes me feel better.

true love

wine

Teeth aren't purple...I must need another glass.

stories of a computer mouse

This is what my computer mouse has done at some point or another today: